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OMG....it's my first ever NEGATIVE review! 😲 Watch to learn how to uncover deceptive marketing from toy retailers, what "body-safe" actually means, and my brutally honest thoughts about Dr. Skin from Blush!

Overall, the Victoria June Mouth Stroker exceeded my expectations. It offers a different kind of stimulation than vaginal-style toys, with unique sensations that are both arousing and immersive. The looser feel helped with maintaining realism and would maybe help if you struggle with death grip syndrome. Whilst I am not a huge fan of the pornstar herself, I cant fault the overall quality of the mould and appreciated how the lips on the toy felt when they were wrapped around my member. This stroker is one I find easy to recommend.

This masturbator from Tracy's Dog is great for stroking. It has a unique sleeve that sucks you in once you get past a certain point. The orifice looks absolutely amazing, which is a shock at this price. The case has a sleek look to it, although it isn't too ergonomic. It's a great masturbator for beginners, although it is EXTREMELY hard to clean if you do not have the proper materials, specifically a drying rod.

This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.